Thursday, December 3, 2009

Confederates vs. Yankees...and elves??

If you've ever been to Branson, MO, you've probably gone to "Dixie Stampede" - the dinner show. If you haven't - well, it's a little like Midievil Times, only it's the time of the civil war. You're seated on either the North side (Yankees) or the South side (Confederates).
Emma's friend, Gavin, just returned from a trip there, and this is the conversation we had:

So, did you sit on the north side, or the south?
Umm, the north. Yeah, the north.
Oh good! Because I remember last time you sat on the south.
Yeah, but I got a flag this time!
(They sell flags for a couple bucks)
Oh, cool! I like the north flags better since they are more colorful than the south's grey ones.
Yeah, I like the north, too.
Me too, they were the side that was against having slaves, you know.
Yeah, and Santa is at the north pole, too.
Yeah, you're right. He is...
But he calls them elves instead of slaves, so he doesn't like slaves either.
(spits Dr. pepper out of nose)
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